As men get older, interest in sex is often said to diminish. What really happens is that responsibilities increase and it’s the opportunities that diminish as they climb the corporate ladder.

Take the business of sales; as a young buck you were out in the field showing all the MILF housewives your no claims bonus. Now you’re chained to a desk in Head Office fretting over team targets and percentage points.

If you so much as glance over your spectacles at a female employee these days, she’ll have you up for sexual harassment quicker than you can spell check it.

Then there’s your wife. She lost interest in sex before your son even went to college. You’re more likely to win the lottery than get any action there.

And as middle age settles in, the company start taking your annual check up a whole lot more seriously. Now they’ve got you attached to a machine and prancing around on a treadmill while a nurse checks your blood pressure. One puff out of place and they’ll be recommending you for early retirement.

What you need is some men masturbation; the soothing relief that only an Autoblow can deliver, unconditionally, uncomplainingly, time after time.

The crucial difference between an ECG and a session on the Autoblow, is that instead of taking your top off and having an old nurse next to you, you take your pants off and have a fantasy nurse on top of you. In fact you can fantasize about whatever you like because the opportunities for highly intense sexual relief are only limited by your imagination.

Once you’ve got the glint back in your eye and the spring back in your step, you might even find the girls in the office are starting to check you out again.

As the Autoblow will soon show you, there’s plenty of life in the old dog yet.