Before reading this article you should really check out ‘The unhappy history of masturbation parts 1 and 2.’ It explains the sad and sordid lengths latter day ‘experts’ in medicine and science went to prevent boys from having a good old spank of the monkey.

All kinds of ghastly mechanical devices were created and forced upon boys to prevent them from having fun. It puts in perspective how lucky we are today, for in sharp contrast, the Autoblow Blast is the first fully automatic device dedicated to encouraging both men and boys to have a cracking good blowjob.

For want of a better expression, the Autoblast is a machine that has been a long time coming. In the unenlightened past, the fire and brimstone brigade that threatened mere boys and adolescents with hell and damnation would have found in this machine the work of the devil. Today it represents the devil of a good time.

You simply lube up, slide into the soft and inviting silicone sleeve, switch on and sit back. All the angst and anxiety of previous generations just slips away as the Autoblow continues to pleasure you. How can anything that feels so right be wrong?

Dr Moodie, inventor of  Dr. Moodie’s Apparatus for Boys, would now doubt have changed his mind and his fiendish design if he’d had a go on an Autoblow.  As it is, he ruined the masturbatory joy of many a lad for generations. So lest we forget, let us celebrate the happy future of masturbation with a standing salute to the Autoblow.